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O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Treeee!

This is the worst it's ever been. We bought our Christmas tree on December 20th, 2005.

It is now April 11th, 2006, and the bloody thing is still sitting -- dead, sans ornaments -- in our living room. [livejournal.com profile] wildernessguru wants to burn it. He burns the Christmas tree every year, but he's never been this late.

I have been begging, pleading, that he get rid of the damned tree.

We've reached the point where we have to sneak it out of the apartment at night so the neighbors won't know. Personally, I don't care, I'm ready to throw it out the window. But WG cares what people think so now, now it's a production.

I'm afraid we (and by 'we' I mean 'he') will have to dress in cammo decorated with hedge trimmings to sneak the tree out the back.

I'm going to be posting daily humiliating updates until the tree is finally gone.

Date: 2006-04-12 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gail-b.livejournal.com
Oh c'mon! Wait a few days and you can hang plastic eggs and bunny peeps off on it to celebrate Easter!

Date: 2006-04-12 06:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
*dry laugh* Really. Oh my god, I can't believe it's been this long. It's not as though he doesn't have time.

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