O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Treeee!

[icarus]

O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Treeee!

This is the worst it's ever been. We bought our Christmas tree on December 20th, 2005.

It is now April 11th, 2006, and the bloody thing is still sitting -- dead, sans ornaments -- in our living room. wildernessguru wants to burn it. He burns the Christmas tree every year, but he's never been this late.

I have been begging, pleading, that he get rid of the damned tree.

We've reached the point where we have to sneak it out of the apartment at night so the neighbors won't know. Personally, I don't care, I'm ready to throw it out the window. But WG cares what people think so now, now it's a production.

I'm afraid we (and by 'we' I mean 'he') will have to dress in cammo decorated with hedge trimmings to sneak the tree out the back.

I'm going to be posting daily humiliating updates until the tree is finally gone.

Comments

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

That's what my mother does. We get a real tree for the kitty. It's fuzzhead's taste of the outdoors and it is sweet to watch him sit underneath, breathing in the fresh pine scent.

But now, now it's just a grey-green stick. With limp pine needles attached.

Do think if I shake all the pine needles off he'll be more willing to get rid of it?

Icarus

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

Only if you tell him he doesn't have to vacuum them up.