O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Treeee!

[icarus]

O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Treeee!

This is the worst it's ever been. We bought our Christmas tree on December 20th, 2005.

It is now April 11th, 2006, and the bloody thing is still sitting -- dead, sans ornaments -- in our living room. wildernessguru wants to burn it. He burns the Christmas tree every year, but he's never been this late.

I have been begging, pleading, that he get rid of the damned tree.

We've reached the point where we have to sneak it out of the apartment at night so the neighbors won't know. Personally, I don't care, I'm ready to throw it out the window. But WG cares what people think so now, now it's a production.

I'm afraid we (and by 'we' I mean 'he') will have to dress in cammo decorated with hedge trimmings to sneak the tree out the back.

I'm going to be posting daily humiliating updates until the tree is finally gone.

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dead christmas tree

[kiranovember.livejournal.com]

I did that one year. I got really sick right before Christmas, never finished decorating it, took the ornaments off sometime in February, and bought a saw so I could cut it up and take it out in bags. Like I thought the neighbors couldn't see it, still standing there in the middle of the bay window, and wouldn't know it was gone if I hauled it away in bags.

On the other hand, if I ever need to get rid of a body, I've had the practice!