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I have a million things I must do, a half a million I've promised to do, and another dozen or so that are unimportant but I'd like to do and would probably do first if I had the mind to do so.
Instead, I am aimlessly dinking around on the internet. Why?
Because I am high.
Alas, it is from a steroid inhaler which (apparently) makes me buzzed for three hours and counting, a small smile plastered to my face, and the attention span of gnat. And bizarre floaty mood swings, let's not forget the floaty mood swings.
"Oh, here's an article on Bush... oh this is bad, bad..." *goes into vague annoyance-like anger*
"Hmm, a post about turning a story into 128 pt. font, how cute..." *inane moment of disproportionate lingering glee*
"Oh dear, such and so hasn't emailed me..." *vague, fugue-like depression*
Why do people get high deliberately? I feel unproductive.
Instead, I am aimlessly dinking around on the internet. Why?
Because I am high.
Alas, it is from a steroid inhaler which (apparently) makes me buzzed for three hours and counting, a small smile plastered to my face, and the attention span of gnat. And bizarre floaty mood swings, let's not forget the floaty mood swings.
"Oh, here's an article on Bush... oh this is bad, bad..." *goes into vague annoyance-like anger*
"Hmm, a post about turning a story into 128 pt. font, how cute..." *inane moment of disproportionate lingering glee*
"Oh dear, such and so hasn't emailed me..." *vague, fugue-like depression*
Why do people get high deliberately? I feel unproductive.
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Date: 2006-10-23 12:02 am (UTC)It took me two hours to notice that there were more side effects to this inhaler besides feeling dizzy.
What does SNL stand for?
Icarus
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Date: 2006-10-23 12:07 am (UTC)~n~
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Date: 2006-10-23 02:51 am (UTC)