A change of pace.

[icarus]

My life while wildernessguru was laid off:

Icarus *waltzes in after school*: Honey, I'm home!

WG: Hi sweetie! I have dinner made -- I thought a light marinaded chicken with a tossed vinegrette salad -- and I've done the laundry, fed the cat, and I cleaned up around here a little bit. Can I fluff your pillow?

Icarus: Thank you, slave. Just a glass of water, if you will, I have fanfiction to write.


My life now that wildernessguru is no longer laid off:

Icarus *waltzes in after school*: Honey, I'm home!

WG: Great. What's for dinner? And if you don't move your pile of junk I'm throwing it out.


The other day I discovered, hey, cat boxes don't empty themselves. *sniff, sniff* But I am vindicated! Aha, now his stuff is left all over the place.

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