Vacuuming in five easy steps

[icarus]

wildernessguru's guide to vacuuming in five easy steps:

1 - Pull vacuum cleaner out from closet
2 - Clear floor
3 - Close drapes
4 - Strip naked
5 - Vacuum

Dangling dick, naked butt-cheeks and all. I now see why the ancient Egyptians required their slaves to be nude. It adds so much to the cleaning process.

wildernessguru, shaking his fist at the fur-covered cat-tree: "I'm going to town on this motherfucker tonight!"

Far be it for me to dampen his enthusiasm.


ETa: One sock casuality, but it's his sock so I don't mind.

Comments

[alchemine.livejournal.com]

Perhaps he can use the surviving sock to keep that dangling appendage warm? LOL

Catherine doesn't run from the vacuum, but she doesn't trust it either and won't get too close. She likes to sit on the stairs and supervise while I vacuum the living room, just to make sure the sneaky machine doesn't get out of hand.