Vacuuming in five easy steps

[icarus]

wildernessguru's guide to vacuuming in five easy steps:

1 - Pull vacuum cleaner out from closet
2 - Clear floor
3 - Close drapes
4 - Strip naked
5 - Vacuum

Dangling dick, naked butt-cheeks and all. I now see why the ancient Egyptians required their slaves to be nude. It adds so much to the cleaning process.

wildernessguru, shaking his fist at the fur-covered cat-tree: "I'm going to town on this motherfucker tonight!"

Far be it for me to dampen his enthusiasm.


ETa: One sock casuality, but it's his sock so I don't mind.

Comments

[mad_maudlin]

Sometimes I think you've got the best boyfriend ever.

My cat doesn't really run from the vaccum, more like eyes it balefully from the cat condo. The puppy, on the other hand, runs from the vaccuum before it's even turned on.