Vacuuming in five easy steps

[icarus]

wildernessguru's guide to vacuuming in five easy steps:

1 - Pull vacuum cleaner out from closet
2 - Clear floor
3 - Close drapes
4 - Strip naked
5 - Vacuum

Dangling dick, naked butt-cheeks and all. I now see why the ancient Egyptians required their slaves to be nude. It adds so much to the cleaning process.

wildernessguru, shaking his fist at the fur-covered cat-tree: "I'm going to town on this motherfucker tonight!"

Far be it for me to dampen his enthusiasm.


ETa: One sock casuality, but it's his sock so I don't mind.

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Wanders through F-list in a haze of neo citron and vitamin C.

Thanks for the 'good morning' visual :) Being awake isn't all that bad now.

Did he de-fur the cat tree with any success?