Vacuuming in five easy steps

[icarus]

wildernessguru's guide to vacuuming in five easy steps:

1 - Pull vacuum cleaner out from closet
2 - Clear floor
3 - Close drapes
4 - Strip naked
5 - Vacuum

Dangling dick, naked butt-cheeks and all. I now see why the ancient Egyptians required their slaves to be nude. It adds so much to the cleaning process.

wildernessguru, shaking his fist at the fur-covered cat-tree: "I'm going to town on this motherfucker tonight!"

Far be it for me to dampen his enthusiasm.


ETa: One sock casuality, but it's his sock so I don't mind.

Comments

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Forgive me if I supply more energy drinks, because that image of you snickering in the library was just too funny. Do you snicker in French?

Icarus

[twistedrecesses.livejournal.com]

Haha, unfortunately not. It's more along the lines of wide-eyed, shoulders shaking, hand over mouth, nearly-silent short breaths out through the nose for an extensive period of time, followed by a high-pitched *gasp* of an inhalation.

My thoughts are a scrambled gooey mess of French, English, and images though...that's always fun to sort through :)