Keelywolfe? Sucks?! HA!

[icarus]

Alright, that does it. Keelywolfe, who is a wonderful author, has been blasted by someone, somewhere, who thinks she 'sucks.' No, not flamed. Artfully blasted, ripped apart, disembowled and left out for potion ingredients.

I believe it's because she's now reached 'Major FanFic Writer' status in a multitude of fandoms. All 'Major FanFic Writers' have to be blasted at one point or another, simply because the masses grow weary of praise heaped upon praise. I confess, I feel green-eyed towards epicycle and would love to blast her stories as retreads of every cliche in fandom, if a word of it were true, and if I weren't panting, frustrated, for the next chapter of 'Draco Veritas.' Bring on Rita Skeeter and the Qwik-Quotes Quill. Yes, I hate Draco/Harry. Yes, I despise cliffhangers posted at every god damned chapter. So what.

Likewise, someone less honest has gone after Keelywolfe. With a - dare I say it? - vengeance.

But judge for yourself (patience, she's a major Lord of the Rings writer):

Sweet Purity of Apples Merry/Pippin
This is a masterpiece of subtlety.

Indecencies of Youth Merry/Pippin
A surprisingly adult and naughty story, emotionally real.

The Art of Fucking Harry/Ron
This story got me into Harry Potter Slash. Favorite line: I wanted it to be special. God. If it got any more special it would probably kill me.

Bandage Aragorn/Legolas
Hot and male. This'll teach those who feminize their male characters a thing or two.

Cast your vote. Sucks? Or doesn't. I'm waiting to hear from you.

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[tabellae.livejournal.com]

I love you. All right, I love Keelywolfe more, but you're a very close second.

Before you get startled over my sudden display of affection, let me just say thankyouthankyouthankyou for introducing me and some very wonderful Harry/Ron stories.

*runs off to read*