The new SGA season 5 promo pic -- hahahahaha!

[icarus]

LOL! The season five promo pic. Wow, that sucks. (Note: contains a spoiler).

What's with the water splash? And hahahahahaha, they superimposed water over clouds. Whee! Love how they highlighted sparkles over Teyla and Keller's eyes.

Ronon's hair is blowing one way. Keller's is blowing the other.

Joe Flanigan "striding" looks like a total dork. The petulant pouty lips with the robot eyes. Bad combo. "I'd shoot lasers from my eyes, if I weren't so hung over today."

Teyla looks a Victoria's Secret model, with that same vacant stare, busting out of her bodice. "The new Athosian line lace up corset tops... only by Victoria's Secret." All she needs is a blond wig--oh, wait.

David Hewlett opted to shelve Rodney for this photo and is playing Worth from Cube instead.

And, oh, isn't that the SG-1 stargate with the SGA chevrons glued on?

Like little girls with glitter pens -- more is always better, right?

Comments

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

No. Show me the floating photos.

[feanna.livejournal.com]

They're on gateworld
http://www.gateworld.net/news/2008/06/new_iatlantisi_cast_photos.shtml

There were some posts on my f-list about it, but seeing how the pictures are of absolute fail I didn't save the links.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Oh, Jesus. What's the deal with Joe's left foot (http://www.gateworld.net/atlantis/s5/images/500_06.jpg.shtml)?

This one's a little better, but still sucks (http://www.gateworld.net/atlantis/s5/images/500_07.jpg.shtml). Hint to the photoshoppers at MGM: paint the shadows of the feet in the same direction of the other shadows. Really.

Hahahahah! Rodneeeeey iiiiiiiiiin spaaaaaaaaaaace (http://www.gateworld.net/atlantis/s5/images/500_08.jpg.shtml)!

They did better with Momoa (http://www.gateworld.net/atlantis/s5/images/500_09.jpg.shtml).

God. How hard would it be to just have them pose on the set?

[feanna.livejournal.com]

The best part is the fact that the steps obviously reflect light, but there's NO reflection of the people "standing" there.

[tingler.livejournal.com]

That's certainly the thought that crossed my mind! I mean, they *have* the set, they must have had the actors "in hand" at some point (um, wait a minute till my 12-year-old mind gets done giggling over "in hand")(and the somewhat more mature parts get un-glazed at the same thought). Did they *look* at those pictures? I didn't think anything could outdork the last striding-through-the-water shot. Boy, was I wrong!

[bruinsfan.livejournal.com]

These are the promo shots that led to me speculating that they'd all be bitten by Stoker-style vampires in the 5th season, what with the lack of shadows and reflections.