The new SGA season 5 promo pic -- hahahahaha!

[icarus]

LOL! The season five promo pic. Wow, that sucks. (Note: contains a spoiler).

What's with the water splash? And hahahahahaha, they superimposed water over clouds. Whee! Love how they highlighted sparkles over Teyla and Keller's eyes.

Ronon's hair is blowing one way. Keller's is blowing the other.

Joe Flanigan "striding" looks like a total dork. The petulant pouty lips with the robot eyes. Bad combo. "I'd shoot lasers from my eyes, if I weren't so hung over today."

Teyla looks a Victoria's Secret model, with that same vacant stare, busting out of her bodice. "The new Athosian line lace up corset tops... only by Victoria's Secret." All she needs is a blond wig--oh, wait.

David Hewlett opted to shelve Rodney for this photo and is playing Worth from Cube instead.

And, oh, isn't that the SG-1 stargate with the SGA chevrons glued on?

Like little girls with glitter pens -- more is always better, right?

Comments

[auburnnothenna.livejournal.com]

What in hell did they do to Hewlett's head? It looks like they tried to morph it or something and squished up his features and ballooned his forehead - like a funhouse mirror or... remember those bitter beer commercials? He's got the bad Photoshop face going.

JFlan just looks more like he's shambling than striding, like in the next minute he stretched out his hands and started moaning, "Brains...brains...could we get some brains in the promotional department?"

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Smoothing him out. Making him look younger. Ooops. Well, maybe no one will notice the accidental lensing effect.

[auburnnothenna.livejournal.com]

Every year the pics get worse. How can this be? This is an industry that's all about the pretty, so how do they go with pics that actually detract from the attractiveness of the stars? It boggles the mind.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

They know not what they do.

[auburnnothenna.livejournal.com]

It becomes clearer and clearer that any time they get something right it's an accident. I

'm trying to find a disability fic I vaguely remembered for you, btw. Wait on it.