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icarusLOL! The season five promo pic. Wow, that sucks. (Note: contains a spoiler).
What's with the water splash? And hahahahahaha, they superimposed water over clouds. Whee! Love how they highlighted sparkles over Teyla and Keller's eyes.
Ronon's hair is blowing one way. Keller's is blowing the other.
Joe Flanigan "striding" looks like a total dork. The petulant pouty lips with the robot eyes. Bad combo. "I'd shoot lasers from my eyes, if I weren't so hung over today."
Teyla looks a Victoria's Secret model, with that same vacant stare, busting out of her bodice. "The new Athosian line lace up corset tops... only by Victoria's Secret." All she needs is a blond wig--oh, wait.
David Hewlett opted to shelve Rodney for this photo and is playing Worth from Cube instead.
And, oh, isn't that the SG-1 stargate with the SGA chevrons glued on?
Like little girls with glitter pens -- more is always better, right?
What's with the water splash? And hahahahahaha, they superimposed water over clouds. Whee! Love how they highlighted sparkles over Teyla and Keller's eyes.
Ronon's hair is blowing one way. Keller's is blowing the other.
Joe Flanigan "striding" looks like a total dork. The petulant pouty lips with the robot eyes. Bad combo. "I'd shoot lasers from my eyes, if I weren't so hung over today."
Teyla looks a Victoria's Secret model, with that same vacant stare, busting out of her bodice. "The new Athosian line lace up corset tops... only by Victoria's Secret." All she needs is a blond wig--oh, wait.
David Hewlett opted to shelve Rodney for this photo and is playing Worth from Cube instead.
And, oh, isn't that the SG-1 stargate with the SGA chevrons glued on?
Like little girls with glitter pens -- more is always better, right?
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Date: 2008-07-05 04:59 pm (UTC)Colonel K offers the following explanation.
In order that none of the actors could play the "asking for more money next season" game and to make them all worry about whether they will be in the next series all the photos were taken individually in a little back room. This would explain the completely different lighting/effects on each person *on each person*. Note the angles of light on the various costumes. Every thing was P'shopped on by different artists who had no overall brief. The studio execs wanted the women to look hot, hot HOT! So pull in that jacket and stick out the boobs, girls. The men were all desperate to get to the loo Oh yes, constipated is hot right? Poor JF looks hungover.
The whole thing is just AAAAAAAaaaaaaaarghhh!