HAHAHAHAH!

[icarus]

Sniping between Percy and Harry in hp_dungeons:

Harry: Damn it, Percy, why'd you have to keep on about it? It's Ron's business, not anyone else's...and definitely not yours. And if I find out you've mentioned it to anyone...in particular Hermione or anyone else in your family, I'll hex your bloody bollocks off and owl them to Lucius Malfoy for his own personal use.

I'm not joking either. Just so you know, Snape already taught me that particular Dark curse back when we were training to defeat Voldemort. Thought it might come in handy with a Death Eater or two.

(Ron, I'm sorry. I didn't mean for anyone to find out like this. I should have kept my bloody mouth shut.)

Percy:

Harry,

I assure you that there is nobody who has more discretion than myself. Might I point out that it is very childish and immature to make threats. I've always said they are the last resort of those with a weak argument - I point to Ron's old 'friends' Goyle and Crabbe as exhibit A.

That said, you're awfully proud of your knowledge of the Dark Arts it seems.

I should have kept my bloody mouth shut.

Yes, you should have.

Yours truly,
Percy Weasley

P.S. - I know that curse as well.
P.P.S. - Why do you keep mentioning Lucius Malfoy?

Then Harry posts a public apology to Ron.

Percy responds to it.
Subject: Maturity.

Dear Harry,

I'm glad to see you are taking some responsibility for your actions.

Yours truly,
Percy

Oh, this is fucking funny. How to make friends and influence people, Percy.

Comments

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

This last post had me grinning: The 'Yet hope springs eternal' comment on getting a girl seems like such a Percy-ish thing, and I loved the glasses part, as well as the way you ended it. Mmm.