Torturing Percy again...
Dec. 28th, 2003 01:47 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
icarus![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
ygrane mentioned a particular Squicky pairing. Ah. I couldn't resist."Well, you realise Mister Weasley, that traditionally the 'Head Boy' apprentices to one of the staff members; and that said apprenticeship can take many forms?"
Percy swallowed. Oh, he'd read up on this. And read between the lines. "Yes, sir."
Professor Dumbledore nodded thoughtfully, and folded his hands as he leaned back in his chair. "You are accorded the right, of course, to choose the person to whom you will be apprenticed. We have many younger professors here who are very knowledgeable and... skilled... in those certain 'additional' areas of advanced magic, who might also be appealing to a young man your age."
Percy had already decided however. Only the best would do.
"I would be apprenticed to you, Professor Dumbledore." He glanced up as a shocked expression crossed the Headmaster's face. "Um. If that's all right?"
Dumbledore merely blinked behind his spectacles. "Why, yes. Ahem. Yes, that's... fine. If rather unexpected."
How bad could it be after all? Percy mentally congratulated himself on getting out of the more onerous duties of being Head Boy. Obviously Professor Dumbledore was far too old to --
"I will need to see Professor Snape about a particular potion, however." He twinkled at Percy apologetically. "At my age I'm fear it is a bit of a necessity. Not to worry though, Mister Weasley, I should be 'up for the job' as it were."
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2003-12-28 02:08 am (UTC)*speechless*
*scrubs brain*
That said, I love how naive your Percy is; he's thought about the policies, but apparantly hasn't considered all of the possibilities! I think you could write out more, but I don't know if that would be a good thing.
*wibbles in corner*
no subject
Date: 2003-12-28 02:21 am (UTC)Icarus
no subject
Date: 2003-12-28 02:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-28 03:11 am (UTC)Icarus
no subject
Date: 2003-12-28 03:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-28 05:46 am (UTC)The only thing more squicky would be Dominatrix!McGonagal in leather thigh-high boots, a leather bustier, holding a cat-o-nine-tails, and sub!Percy wearing a slave harness and spiked collar and leash.
There, take that, Icarus. (-:
no subject
Date: 2003-12-28 06:44 am (UTC)You wrote that well. Really, really, reeeeallly well. Scary well.
Percy/Dumbledore...*covers eyes*
You're so awesome hon. Squick or no. *bows and rolls on floor at your feet*
no subject
Date: 2003-12-28 08:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-28 09:50 am (UTC):)
no subject
Date: 2003-12-28 10:18 am (UTC)I think I'm more squicked by this comment than by the story itself!
no subject
Date: 2003-12-28 10:52 am (UTC)Need to hurt someone? Here. Have a house-elf. *boot*
Icarus
Me, too, and that fic was an ice water shower
Date: 2003-12-28 11:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-28 12:33 pm (UTC)THAT WAS SOOOOO WRONG.
*howls with laughter*
I think I stared stupidified at the screen for five minutes before my brian processed that yes you actually did write it Then I started laughing. Poor naive Percy.
Terra
no subject
Date: 2003-12-28 01:33 pm (UTC)All right, I think I just lost my breakfast. Percy's looking a little green, too. :D
Icarus
no subject
Date: 2003-12-28 01:36 pm (UTC)*The universe echoes with a resounding, *
Er. Maybe not.
Icarus
no subject
Date: 2003-12-28 01:38 pm (UTC)Icarus
no subject
Date: 2003-12-28 01:39 pm (UTC)I love your icon, by the way.
Icarus
Re: Me, too, and that fic was an ice water shower
Date: 2003-12-28 01:46 pm (UTC)Icarus
no subject
Date: 2003-12-28 01:47 pm (UTC)Icarus
no subject
Date: 2003-12-28 02:34 pm (UTC);)
no subject
Date: 2003-12-28 02:38 pm (UTC)I was trying to give you good fb, the kind I'd like to have. Do unto others, and all that, you know.
I said you wrote it well - not that I'd like to see Dumbeldore and Percy get it on.
Ick. *takes swig of mouthwash, passes it on*
no subject
Date: 2003-12-28 02:46 pm (UTC)Tee-heehee
Icaru
no subject
Date: 2003-12-28 08:50 pm (UTC)I love you!
Date: 2003-12-28 09:25 pm (UTC)Can you hear laughing from Portland?
Oh, God! Poor Percy!
And yet, you could make it...no never mind
*dies laughing*
no subject
Date: 2003-12-29 09:07 am (UTC)[gags on mouthful of popcorn]
Oh, Percy. You sweetly, naive boy. Should have known that viagra was invented by wizards, after all...
Icarus, if you even *THINK* of writing this...I'll...I'll...I'll sic more Sirius/Ron bunnies on you!
no subject
Date: 2003-12-29 09:17 am (UTC)Hell, I'll do it anyway. Here: http://www.livejournal.com/community/yaoi/936768.html?#cutid1
[plops down link and runs]
no subject
Date: 2003-12-29 02:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-30 02:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-30 05:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-31 06:02 pm (UTC)Icarus
Re: I love you!
Date: 2003-12-31 06:04 pm (UTC)Icarus
no subject
Date: 2003-12-31 06:04 pm (UTC)Icarus
no subject
Date: 2003-12-31 06:05 pm (UTC)Icarus
no subject
Date: 2003-12-31 06:06 pm (UTC)Icarus
no subject
Date: 2003-12-31 06:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-31 11:01 pm (UTC)