Torturing Percy again...

[icarus]

ygrane mentioned a particular Squicky pairing. Ah. I couldn't resist.



"Well, you realise Mister Weasley, that traditionally the 'Head Boy' apprentices to one of the staff members; and that said apprenticeship can take many forms?"

Percy swallowed. Oh, he'd read up on this. And read between the lines. "Yes, sir."

Professor Dumbledore nodded thoughtfully, and folded his hands as he leaned back in his chair. "You are accorded the right, of course, to choose the person to whom you will be apprenticed. We have many younger professors here who are very knowledgeable and... skilled... in those certain 'additional' areas of advanced magic, who might also be appealing to a young man your age."

Percy had already decided however. Only the best would do.

"I would be apprenticed to you, Professor Dumbledore." He glanced up as a shocked expression crossed the Headmaster's face. "Um. If that's all right?"

Dumbledore merely blinked behind his spectacles. "Why, yes. Ahem. Yes, that's... fine. If rather unexpected."

How bad could it be after all? Percy mentally congratulated himself on getting out of the more onerous duties of being Head Boy. Obviously Professor Dumbledore was far too old to --

"I will need to see Professor Snape about a particular potion, however." He twinkled at Percy apologetically. "At my age I'm fear it is a bit of a necessity. Not to worry though, Mister Weasley, I should be 'up for the job' as it were."

Comments

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Ew ew ew! Old man penis smell... before breakfast even! Ew! I'm going back to bed.

:)

[anjenue.livejournal.com]

EW!

I think I'm more squicked by this comment than by the story itself!

Me, too, and that fic was an ice water shower

[rfachir.livejournal.com]

I may have to write some quantum theory. Or become a hermit. I don't think sex will ever have the appeal it did now that I've had my eyes and nose shocked by Dominatrix!McGonnigle, a spike-collared stinky Headmaster with twinkling eyes, and slave-boy Percy.

Re: Me, too, and that fic was an ice water shower

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

I was still squicked until we got to the phrase 'slave!boy Percy.' Then, somehow, that perked me right up. :D

Icarus

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

I have to say that the comment deserves some sort of squick award.

I love your icon, by the way.


Icarus

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Old man penis smell

All right, I think I just lost my breakfast. Percy's looking a little green, too. :D

Icarus

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Heeheehee. Sorry!

;)