Chess sets with shiney, shiney teeth

[icarus]

Looking at a video of a celebrity, trying to figure out what's changed I realize - oh. He got his teeth done.

I liked him better before, even though now he is more handsome. This "Hollywood Teeth" thing makes everyone look the same. Okay, different, but like they all belong to the same chess set.

Here's one of my favourite Stargate SG-1 fics. It's not long, but it accounts very well for the strangeness of Jack-the-Air Force colonel sleeping with Daniel:

Kawhoosh! by Anais. R/NC-17

I cracked up at this Teal'c makeover by tafkarfic:

Queer Eye For The SG-1 by Tafkar. PG (but don't run, it's fun!)

Then something to warm your heart, which is by danvers so of course has edgy, funny dialogue and a sense of the absurd, so isn't saccharine for a millisecond:

A Christmas Wish by Danvers. PG-13

Hooray, blatantly NC-17 off-world sex with denial! I'm sure I've rec'd this before, but in case I haven't:

Pavlov by Kalimyre

Now I'm going to amaze myself - I'm actually rec'ing Gen. Not only that, what recommends it most is danvers crystal clear, fierce and edgy Sam Carter, pre-Stargate progame:

SG-1

Enjoy.

Comments

[taligator.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I prefer Michael Shanks of old than the new one. He's so polished looking .. it really started during his ascension. He suddenly got a fashion sense and had those whole casual I'm gorgeous and I know it, look well I can pull off this v-necked cream sweater..wooh manly me don't you want me.

Errhm, yeah ...

I liked the floppy hair and too big glasses rather the polish teeth whitened look. *sighs* I also like no-hair Teal'c too ..

I cannot wait for this week's episode with Claudia Black and can't wait until Ben Browder joins the cast. Wooooo.

Ooh and speaking of "Woooo" I need to go buy Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow ...

*bounces*

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Well. I like the studly Daniel. I just liked the previous version better.

Heh. I had the sudden thought (character explanation): "How nice of Oma to fix his teeth pre-descension. Oh. Wait. He probably did that himself. Vanity. Last act before descension? I can just see it. Hmm. Clothes or fix the teeth? No contest."

Icarus

[tafkarfanfic.livejournal.com]

*dies*

I didn't notice the change, actually. I'll have to, I dunno, compare the teeth in an S7 and an S5 shot. (Or maybe you have some shots you can link to?)

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't have any shots. I've been noticing on the DVDs.

Icarus